Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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