it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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