He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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