hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
