I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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