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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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