I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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