So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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