i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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