I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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