yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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