Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
