Walk of Shame. In a state park.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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