Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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