I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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