Christians are straight up FREAKS
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He passed out mid-signature
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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