She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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