"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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