Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
A bitchslap is in order.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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