Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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