How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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