Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Life is so much better after having sex.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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