I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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