My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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