your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Bring me that man meat
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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