I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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