yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
