All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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