We're like a lot better than the average bears
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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