So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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