I'm jealous of your bromance
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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