Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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