This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dicks are not precious.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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