so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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