Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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