FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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