Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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