I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
