I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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