is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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