ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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