the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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