I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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