Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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