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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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