bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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