But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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