fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.