you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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