No more Irish car bombs ever.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
