If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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