i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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