Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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