He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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