bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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