reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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