Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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