there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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