I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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