When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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