You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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